Mother-naked adj. syn. NUDE. au naturel, bare-assed, buff-bare, raw, stripped, unclothed, undressed. Translation: A page with a pole waiting to fly your freak flag. A place to share those twisted inner thoughts or those embarassing moments when you were glad only God was watching, but now, its funny. A blog on a mission to empower mamas through community and humor. Parenting is hard! If we can have each others back while trying to not screw up our kids then we got this.